[Kind-of-well-ok-really-stereotypical-but-still-kind-of-funny-and-hot picture via John Coulthart]
In honor of Ally Week (the week for awesome straight folks that support LGBTQ rights)
Because it is awesome beyond words.
The homosexual agenda
8:00 - Networking reception and mingling with straight people. Coffee and pastries will be provided.
8:30 - Welcome and opeing remarks
9:00 - Initiation of America's youth into Teh Gay
10:15 - Break. Oppurtunity for lusting after straight people in sex-segrated bathrooms.
10:30 - Workshop: Using anti-discrimination laws for your advantage
11:30 - Destroying the sanctity of marriage
12:00 - Lunch and awards reception. Recognition for converting others.
1:00 - Workshop: How to make children ask their parents uncomfortable questions
2:00 - Marriage cermonies involving polygamy, incest, under age children, and/or animals. Because, hey, once you allow same sex marriage, the sky's the limit.
3:00 - Break
3:15 - Workshop: Flaunting your homosexuality
4:00 - Workshop: How to raise your children to be gay, too
5:15 - Cocktail reception